Jan 26, 2013

My love/hate relationship with our bathroom

I finally woke up with morning without an agenda.  I have been home for exactly enough time as it takes to get a "good night's rest" for the past few days as I struggle to keep my sanity during our office move.
Jan 23, 2013

A Glimpse into my sick mind and the people I drag along the slimy path

Text conversation at 7am on the way to work, between myself and a sassy lady we will call Mink Ass Mama from A Life From Scratch .
Sorry Mama....it's too funny not to share with the masses!
Jan 22, 2013

A Lesson in how to walk to work in the Ci-tay when it's -4,000

If you live in or around Chicago, you know that it is exactly negative a million outside.  My truck said -4 to be exact, then said ERROR and exploded because it can only include 3 digits.  Just kidding, it didn't really explode, but that would have been an excellent reason to call out of work today.
Jan 18, 2013

The Universe and Jebus are trying to teach me a lesson, I suppose

So today was the day that I was going to rejoice in my (lack of) bleeding and successful production of the most epic life changing moment where I looked down at my pee soaked preg test and see two beautiful red lines that further confirmed that I could, in fact, house another being.
Jan 7, 2013


Quick Post.

The last 4 days.....it has taken me approximately 2. WHOLE. DRINKS. to get smashed.


That is all.

Cheap Date 4 Life.
TBag. Out.

Jan 4, 2013

I'm BAAAACK!! Complete with bedazzled rainbows shooting out of me bum

I am back.  It's a New Year.  I haven't written since November 14th and at the time I didn't really know why, just kind of felt....uninspired.  Felt like all I was doing was whining and complaining, and I think the ratio of good to whiny posts should be 3:1.  I kept seeing all these people on The Facebook posting things that they had accomplished or regretted at the end of the year and started thinking about what I had done.  And I honestly couldn't think of anything that was "good enough" to post on Facebook or this blog, to brag, or whine about.  It was all just "meh" to me.